Ellwood....Bet them cops got SCMODS?
Jake.........SCMODS
Ellwood....State-County-Muncipal-Offender-Data System!
Jake.......... 1st you trade the Caddilac for a microphone, then you lied to me about the band, now you're gonna put us right back in the joint
Ellwood...their not gonna catch us wer'e on a mission from God
you'd look mighty funny trying to eat corn off the cob wi no fuckin teeth :lol
.......Let me talk to Bob the owner see if we can't put you on contract wavers just for tonight!!
Murph & the Magic tones! Look at you in them Candy ass monkey suites!! & thought I had a band Jolet........Least we gott'a change of clothes Sucker, your still wearing the same shit you had on three years ago!!!.......Jake aint lying thoe we had enough power to go turn & piss in the gassoline ....Ellwood..... look the reason Jake got locked up in slammer in the 1st place was for holding up a gas station to pay for the bar tap at the Sherwannis Gig down in St Pauls City......Jake.....That's right so I dont wanna here anymore of this small change shit, wer'er putting the band back together, we'er on a mission from God
So Jake.... Your out ..your free.. your reabilatated.. whats next...whats happerning... you got the money you owe us Muvver Fucker
Babe you no I'd never leave yeh... an old freind came from out'ta town, my suite did'nt come back from the cleaners, the car broke down, their was a terrible flood..........It was'nt my fault!!!!!!!!!!!! ::"Who is that girl" [/color][/b]
The Penquin........The Taxman took an assesment of this place, they want five grand
Jake......... Forget it Five grand we'll have for yer in the morning, let's go Ellwood!
Penquin........ No no!! I will not take your'e lousy stingking money!!
Jake........ Well then I guess your'e really up shitcreek! "Yow"
Penquin........Pardon me what did you say
Jake.....I offerd to help.....Pequin ah'ha....Jake You refuced to take our money....Penquin emmm....Jake.... Then I said I guess your really up shit creek yow Ellwood....Jesus Christ Jake "Yow" ....Jake "Yow" .....Jake Lets quit this noise man.......
Pequin...... Leave & don't return till you have redeemed you're selves!!!!
Cab Calloway.....Why dont you boy's slide on down the triple rock & catch Revend Cleeoffice James!!!!!! Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhh......The Rev......Have you seen the light...Jake What light. ........ Rev...... Haaave you seeeeen the light....Jake...., Yes yes Jesus hates god I have seen the light
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Maaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn
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Real Street Triples Are Red lined Not Molly-codelled
Pull your tongue outta my arse-hole Gary dogs do that!
BRN2DRL wrote:Donald "DUCK" Dunn
WE had a band powerful enuff to turn goat piss into gasoline.
Waa heeeee at last
Oi Gary Tipping dont you know a good film when you see one, I lost count after i recorded whatching it up to150 times ha ha
How much for the women, your children, I want to buy your women the little girl how much for the women, sell them to me arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Sirrrr Sir! Sirrrrrrrrr Sir
Errrrrrr, what Car are we?
Car 55 Sir!
Errrr this car 55 errrrr we in a truck!!
We got 2 honkey's out there dressed like aseedick diamond mechants..............Say what!!!
Yeah they look like there from the C.I.A........ Yeah what they want to eat?
The tall one wants two pieces of dry white toast wiv nutting on it (ELLWOOD!!)
And the fat one wants 4 hole fried chickens & a Coke!! (JAKE Shit the Blues Brothers)......Blues Brother, shiiiiiiiiiiiit you old money fool
You aint going back on the road no more, & you aint hanging about wid yer old two bit hoodlem friends!!
I am the Man & "You are the Women" I'll decide what i wanna do with my life Women!!!!
You better "THINK" about what your saying, you better "THINK" about the consquenses of your actions!!!!!!
Altogether now "YOU BETTER THINK..THINK-THINK bla bla bla
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Real Street Triples Are Red lined Not Molly-codelled
Pull your tongue outta my arse-hole Gary dogs do that!
....Ellwood..... look the reason Jake got locked up in slammer in the 1st place was for holding up a gas station to pay for the bar tap at the Sherwannis Gig down in St Pauls City......Jake.....That's right so I dont wanna here anymore of this small change shit, wer'er putting the band back together, we'er on a mission from God 
I know what your thinking he was not in that Film!
