Kawasaki Triples Club

Finaly, my 400 is finished and it passed the MOT yesterday. Glee, after all the ignition and brake woes on the final furlong. Plan, tax today, ride tomorrow. Ahh, but i forgot, I need to involve the DVLA in this process. The bike is on sorn. Get online and start application. gets to where it checks mot and insurance and says a technical error has occurred with this application and cann0ot continue. Fek. I ring the number to do a key pad phone application. Voice says cannot continue, technical error. I search for a phone number that gets me to talk to a human and after a twenty minute disco and yaky da shit i talk to some miserable old hag. I will try and do it over the phone. Oh sorry, there is a technical error. I say, I know there fekin is, what is it you wrinkled old bitch. Oh, its our fault, our system cant read if mot's are valid. Well why the hell cant there website say that. I say that i have the mot cert in my hand with the number and dealer name. no she says, we cant accept that. She advises me to go to a post office. I cant because they close before i can get to one so she tells me its best to leave it on sorn and bids me goodbye. What a useless bunch of tossers.
Tonight I will fit the bike with my 666 number plate and come to work on it. They can stick there tax up there arses. Two red bikes, one number plate. I will spend the tax money on wine. Slurp.

Good news with the mot Rog nice one... Had the same trouble last week when i mot'd the 70 online , finally got through to dvla to talk to a real person ( not easy ) & was told the system updates at night so could'nt read my new mot status & also because its now historic i have to change its status on the logbook which has to be done at the post office first time round ... Guy at dvla was helpfull & altho i had no sorn doc said just take new mot & logbook & the'll sort it..yeah right i thought & off i went to be shot down in flames ... but they did & it was very easy could'nt believe it

Rog have pity on the poor old DVLA will you, I just rang them to find out where is the logbook I have been waiting for the last 7 weeks. Phone automated answered and told to ring back later to busy. We must be more tolerant of our overpaid, underworked jobsworth paper shufflers.

Eric wrote:Rog have pity on the poor old DVLA will you,

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You wouldn't be saying that if they were English and based in London! I bet half of your relatives work there! . . . . . . . Actually, if they were based in London the chances are that they would not be English!

El Presidente wrote:

Eric wrote:Rog have pity on the poor old DVLA will you,

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You wouldn't be saying that if they were English and based in London! I bet half of your relatives work there! . . . . . . . Actually, if they were based in London the chances are that they would not be English!

No, 100% they wouldnt be.

Whatever nationality they are gentlemen they are a load of wankers.

Just had this reply from the DVLA, they never fail to amaze, note the dates.

Thank you for your email received on 21/5/14. Your email reference number is 2082790.



Upon checking our records, I can confirm that a V5C Registration Certificate was issued to you on 17/04/2014, which you should receive within 5 working days. If you do not receive it within this time please contact us.

this club is full of racists

666rog wrote: after a twenty minute disco and yaky da shit i talk to some miserable old hag.

Cheered me up on a rainy morning

this club is full of hairy racerists

my son sent me this

the world has 10 kinds of people,

those who understand binary, and those who don't.

downpipe3 wrote:this club is full of racists

Piss off pikey

Rubbadub wrote:my son sent me this

the world has 10 kinds of people,

those who understand binary, and those who don't.

nice one m1000

also discovered that predictive texting is for aunts

Rubbadub wrote:also discovered that predictive texting is for aunts

Oh drat and now they are closing dvani down all will be going to Swansea.
I can Look forward to that


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Still do call a " Spade a Spade" what`s changed for you Rick mind you I still call dark brown "Nigger Brown" can`t see anything wrong with it.

Regarding DVLA I live about 20 miles away, when I rebuilt my H1a it took about 7 months to do, sourcing parts from all around the country and abroad but it took 5 months to get a Logbook and only then after making a formal complaint.

I have a children's book called "Johnny Balloon Goes To America". It's about a barrage balloon that breaks loose during the war and float across the sea with his friend, a little boy. It belongs to my mother and was a prize from the "Farmers' Weekly". When the duo land in the US they meet two men "....one of them was a nigger. The nigger's name was Joe."

How things have changed.

Bag of shite booked in for MOT at 2pm this afternoon, it passed Harv didn't have chance to change all of the paintwork so it went half blue and half green lol What colour shall I put down as the bemused garage bloke asked, just stick it down as BLUE Logs onto DVLA site to take off sorn and issue tax disc an hour an a half later - MOT certification passed YEAH we are on the road again

Mitsui Spy wrote: When the duo land in the US they meet two men "....one of them was a nigger. The nigger's name was Joe."

How things have changed.

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15 Years ago I called at my Mums house and she had my sisters (Grandkids round) it was summer, they were sat out in the garden and she was reading a book to them . . .. "Little Black Sambo", I remember one of the first lines . . . Little black sambo, the Nigger boy" I told her that she really shouldn't be reading the book to them, she replied "why not?, it's one of your old books!"
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/VINTAGE-1950-WH ... 2a3c329d56
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I REALLY do wince at the fact that "Blacks" can sing about N*ggers all day long . . and call each other a N*gger , , and yet I cannot say the word . . . and the poor fuckers in the public eye just get shot down with a morter at the mere hint of the word

sweet angel wrote:Bag of shite booked in for MOT at 2pm this afternoon, it passed Harv didn't have chance to change all of the paintwork so it went half blue and half green lol What colour shall I put down as the bemused garage bloke asked, just stick it down as BLUE Logs onto DVLA site to take off sorn and issue tax disc an hour an a half later - MOT certification passed YEAH we are on the road again

We'll done both. We'll have to meet up at the duck soon, give 'Bag of Shiite' a run. Mind you, the Duck is next to the canal and if it lets you down...........