DONT TRUST A COWBOY?

[SAM]

OUR OWN WOODY 3 PIPES

[downpipe3]

oi you behave your self

[GinaG]

OUR OWN WOODY 3 PIPES

Very Good Sam me lad Woody A.K.A. Nobby 3 Pipes

[vicar of pev bay]

Hear about the queer cowboy,who rode into town and shot up the sherrif

[downpipe3]

you behave yourself as well monkey boy

[vicar of pev bay]

i feel sick no way am i drinking again

[Wolfie]

Or the TWO queer cowboys, one said "Yup", the other said "Yep".

[steveh1d]

A cowboy rides into town and all his clothes, hat , saddle, holster are all made of brown paper. He goes into the saloon to get a drink but the sheriff comes in to arrest him. "Whats the charge" he says, the sheriff replies "rustling".

[vicar of pev bay]

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

[SAM]